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The Hypnotist Accident

The Hypnotist Accident

admin October 2, 2012 0

Share This: The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired,

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The Fire Truck

The Fire Truck

admin October 1, 2012 0

Share This: A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little

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The Damned Egg

The Damned Egg

admin August 25, 2012 0

Share This: A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s

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Late Night Pee

Late Night Pee

admin August 3, 2012 0

Share This: Two women were driving  home after a girls night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing a graveyard, they decide to quickly pull over and answer the call of

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The 12 Inch BIC

The 12 Inch BIC

admin August 2, 2012 0

Share This: An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter. The American says, “Wow cool lighter, where did

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The Mens Room

The Mens Room

admin July 6, 2012 0

Share This: In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to

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The Naked Diet

The Naked Diet

admin July 6, 2012 0

Share This: A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in

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The Aliens

The Aliens

admin July 6, 2012 0

Share This: Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.

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He was warned!

He was warned!

admin July 6, 2012 0

Share This: There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband’s habit of breaking wind nearly every

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

admin July 6, 2012 0

Share This: A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom.

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